You’ve decided to make that special trip. This experience is going to be unique. Your wife, girlfriend, boyfriend, husband, lover, best friend, family isn’t going to know what hit them. The hotel is beautiful. It’s accommodations gorgeous. The destination fills itself with endless mind-blowing activity.
“This is going to be a hallmark event. A moment that everyone will remember. Shit, it’s time to go. Oh shit, I’ll just throw my clothes in some trash bags.”
People!!! What on Earth are thinking? Take a look at the above picture. Does that man look like he’s taking out the trash or visiting a hotel?
If you can’t decide, you got an issue that needs to be dealt with. Right Away!
As far fetched as it may sound, there are a group of people who still think it is cool to come into fancy hotels with trash bags for their luggage. Big Mistake.
First off, no bellman wants to touch a trash bag. We associate trash bags with trash and therefore don’t want to be taking care of any one’s trash. Got it? It’s disgusting.
Forget about the help, once your trash bags do make it past the front door, there are a slew of people socializing and drinking in the lobby. No one paying $350.00 and up a night wants to be reminded of the world’s problems.. Maybe if you cover those trash bags with your mucus stained pillows it could help the situation. Wrong again.
By the time we have arrived at the front desk. I’ve received enough eye jeering from other guests to make me want to throw up. Once the Front Desk catches sight of your situation, you can kiss an upgrade goodbye. And most likely have your room flagged. What normal person would think it is okay to bring in trash bags of clothes to a ritzy hotel? Seriously people?!
As we make our way to your room, there is nothing worse than having a trash bag fly off the cart, tear open, unravel and dump dirty lingerie on the floor. It just isn’t pretty.
Folks, if you don’t want to shell out for fancy luggage, at least throw 30 bucks toward an imitation bag. Bringing trash bags into a hotel lobby of any star level is just not a good look. It speaks volumes about your character.
And definitely not in the way you think.